You might be totally infatuated with them. You might see stars swirling above their pretty little head every time you stare into those gorgeous eyes. You might trust them with every fiber of your heart and soul. That just gives them better access to your heart when they’re ready to run it through a juicer.
Google is a good listener. A really good listener. A creepily good listener. So says YouTuber Comediva in the highly-amusing video short, ‘G-Male.’