We've always known mankind's days were numbered. We just figured our eventual end would be at the hands of robots or our own hubris. We didn't think it would be like this.
Ready for something scarier than your checking account balance? Folks who tried to make a withdrawal from this ATM machine got more than they bargained for in the form of a snake who lived in the device. As if the hidden charges most banks try to pull aren’t bad enough. Now we have to dodge snakes at the ATM? Back to hiding our cash under the mattress for us.
Actually, “Snakes in the ATM” would be