Staff Writer

Forget about not seeing the forest through the trees -- this driver couldn't see the road through them.

All those long lines can drive you mad on Black Friday, but you know what can drive you even more bonkers? No lines at all.

There's scary. Then, there's this.

Talk about thinking out of the (pizza) box.

This woman has had her fill of not having her fill.

This pooch is tongues of fun.

This kid is the life of the party.

They may make messes, but it turns out kids also love to clean.

Guess he's just sowing his wild oats.

Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton -- who'll be the next to call the White House home? Let Boots the goat tell you.