Apparently being in bed with this guy is not a two-way street.
This user on Reddit posted:
I hurt my back at work last week. Then again a few days ago in the bedroom. After a talk with my doctor he gave me this medical certificate. He WILL BE UNFIT TO CONTINUE his USUAL OCCUPATION or SEXUAL services...
Nobody likes going to the doctor, but this child's natural fear response transforms into gales of laughter when the doctor begins working in a ticklish area.
While there’s never really a good time to perform surgery on one’s pet, it’s safe to say the worst time you can possibly make this poor decision is after a long night of drinking.
Meet Stewart Gibbs, who got really drunk and then tried to use a kitchen knife to remove a cyst behind his Doberman’s ear.