10 Totally Unrealistic Christmas Presents
The other day, a co-worker said to me, “My family knows I’m not very Christian, so Christmas means one thing to me: PRESENTS!” Sure, a little vain, but kind of true in some ways. In honor of my brutally honest friend, I present to you my top 10 Christmas gifts that I’m hoping are under the tree.
- 1
A Trip To Bora Bora.
- 2
Lots And Lots Of Diamonds. Big Ones.
- 3
All-Access Tickets To The Sabres.
- 5
Pearls. Real Ones.
I’m not classy, but I want to pretend to be. - 6
Plastic Surgery.
Hey, I work with a bunch of 20-somethings. - 7
Super Bowl Tickets.
As long as the Patriots aren’t going to be there. - 8
A Trip To Toronto.
- 9
An iPhone, iPad and iPod.
Maybe we can get a discount if we buy all three. - 10
Peace On Earth.