5 Things to Say to Your Future WNY Wife

5 Things to Say to Your Future WNY Wife

Looking for a wife in Western New York? It might be a little different than finding a wife anywhere else. So maybe you should try these five handy tips...or don't... we don't care if you get married or not.

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    Spencer Platt, Getty Images
    1

    Break The Ice

    Literally! Hand her a shovel and say, "Grab your North Face and let's start chopping."

  • 2

    Get The First Date Right

    "We'll definitely be 'poutine' on a couple pounds after all these hot wings and pizza."

    Note: If she says no to pizza and wings, she's probably not a keeper.

  • 3

    Priorities Are Key

    "I know you work in the morning, but the bar stays open until 4 a.m. so we've got plenty of time!"

    If you really think she's the one, try taking her for some WNY craft beer. There's no shortage of breweries to choose from around Buffalo.

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    Getty Images
    4

    Get The 411

    "So how upset did you really get at 'No Goal'?"

    There is only one acceptable answer to this!

  • 5

    Level With Her

    "Secretly I'm a Patriots fan...."

    Then continue your search. But IF she sticks around after all that, you got yourself a keeper!

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