5 Things to Say to Your Future WNY Wife
Looking for a wife in Western New York? It might be a little different than finding a wife anywhere else. So maybe you should try these five handy tips...or don't... we don't care if you get married or not.
- 1
Break The Ice
Literally! Hand her a shovel and say, "Grab your North Face and let's start chopping."
- 2
Get The First Date Right
"We'll definitely be 'poutine' on a couple pounds after all these hot wings and pizza."
Note: If she says no to pizza and wings, she's probably not a keeper.
- 3
Priorities Are Key
"I know you work in the morning, but the bar stays open until 4 a.m. so we've got plenty of time!"
If you really think she's the one, try taking her for some WNY craft beer. There's no shortage of breweries to choose from around Buffalo.
- 4
Get The 411
"So how upset did you really get at 'No Goal'?"
There is only one acceptable answer to this!
- 5
Level With Her
"Secretly I'm a Patriots fan...."
Then continue your search. But IF she sticks around after all that, you got yourself a keeper!