Chris Illuminati
Man Miraculously Walks Away After Horrific Motorcycle Crash [VIDEO]
Let this video of a motorcyclist crashing at top speed into a passing truck be a lesson to all drivers: Motorcycles are dangerous, riders should always wear a helmet and Ryan Gosling probably won’t be around to smooth things over when the two drivers meet. Despite the severity of the crash (which shatters the motorcycle in question), its rider miraculously gets up and walks it off.
Man in Gumby Suit Tries to Rob 7-11 (But Doesn’t End Up in the Pokey) [VIDEO]
A man dressed as Gumby made such a horrible attempt at robbing a 7-11 store that the clerk thought it was all a joke. The assailant told the clerk he was being robbed then fumbled inside his costume as if he was going to pull out a gun. He ended up dropping 27 cents on the floor and being told by the man behind the counter “not to waste his time.”
Pippa Middleton – Crush Of The Day [PICTURES]
Happy Birthday to the sister that stole the show at the Royal Wedding. No, not Elton John, we’re talking about PMiddy herself Pippa Middleton. The butt seen round the world turns 28 today. Happy Birthday Pippa. Hope the day finds you happy, healthy and partying half-naked on a private yacht under the watchful lens of a million paparazzi.
Squirrel Rushes the Field at Women’s Soccer Game [VIDEO]
A squirrel ran onto the field at a women’s soccer match last weekend in what was either an attempt to either make the team or ask one of the women out on a date.
Pot Luck! Bystanders Grab Weed Dropped By Crashed Truck
Do you know the way to San Jose? No seriously, do you, because there is free weed on the street but it’s not going to last very long.
The Mercury News explains that a truck, illegally carrying marijuana, crashed and ended up on its side sending large bags of pot throughout the intersection. The driver hightailed it out of sight and that’s when the real fun started.
Unemployed Man Finds $150K in Vegetable Garden
Here is how the cheesy late-90′s stand-up comic buried deep in our subconscious would report this story:
“Hey folks! Did you read the story in the Northwest Herald today about a guy in Illinois that found $150K in his backyard garden? Talk about growing some cabbage! Am I right folks? Those are a different kind of greens my friends! You hear what I’m saying everyone?!?”
2011 NCAA College Football Week One Preview
After the worst off-season ever for college football, we’d like to say it feels good to get back to a sense of normalcy with some actual games. Unfortunately, the off-season woes will continue to dominate the headlines in Week 1...
Waterslide FAIL: The Pool is Empty. Much Like Their Heads. [VIDEO]
Water slides are only fun if they end in a pool of water. That’s the purpose of a water slide. To splash down into a refreshing body of liquid. Unless you’re like these two gents that don’t need actually need water to have a good time...
NFL RedZone Babe Anna Colwell – Crush Of The Day [PICTURES]
Anna Colwell is an actress, model, and TV host. She has co-hosted shows on TBS and appeared in numerous commercials, feature films and TV shows.
‘American Reunion’ Teaser Trailer – ‘American Pie’ Gang Is Older, But No Wiser, in New Sequel [VIDEO]
Who says you can’t go home? Not Stifler, his mom, Jim, Finch, Oz, Jim’s dad and the rest of the ‘American Pie’ crew, who are back for ‘American Reunion,’ supposedly the final film in the ‘Pie’ franchise after three theatrical releases and four direct-to-DVD spinoffs.
The film’s first teaser trailer dropped today and it doesn’t reveal much — just a collection of photobooth shots of the gang reunit