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Katrina Darling — distant cousin of Kate Middleton (aka Mrs. Prince William) — will grace the cover of Sir Hugh Hefner’s upcoming Playboy September issue. Hef is apparently not looking to save the queen (from scandal).

We all tried to get away with the excuse: ”I heard in some countries, it’s rude if you DON’T burp after a meal” after we’ve passed gas either inadvertently or with purposeful malicious intent.  The World Burping Federation wants to put the stigma to an end. They have begun to let our people go with the inaugural World Burping Championship.

Remember the countless hours you spent on Hot or Not — that completely superficial yet instantly addictive “am I good looking?” rating website?  Now you can click until your hand gets numb all over again as Hotstagram hits the web.

There is a zombie apocalypse brewing whether we want to admit it or not. First, there was a guy eating faces and now people are throwing their insides at one another.

If you’re sensing a disturbance in the force, you may be picking up on Roseville, California. That’s where Obiwan Kenobi was arrested for fleeing (possibly to Tatooine) the scene of a five-car pileup.

If you like to keep up to date with the latest research in peeing, well, urine luck. We’ve got news. According to an award-winning study, having to really pee can be a worse impairment than drinking while driving.

Though nowhere near as fun as making music with your pee — there now exists a urinal splash guard.

Chock this up to our simple minds: Guys apparently believe chicks wear red because they are looking to score.

A 31-year-old mother of four in Kennewick, Washington stripped down to her birthday suit after being accused of shoplifting at the Columbia Center Mall. We’re 99% sure that’s not why it’s called a strip mall.

Your girlfriend probably doesn’t want you to play with toys, but Walt Thompson figured out a way to get away with it for at least a couple more years. He proposed to his girlfriend of four years using LEGOs and some stop-motion animation.