Calming Manatees Will Improve Your Day

Are you having a rough week? Does the fact that it's not Friday yet make you want to ram your face through a plate glass window? Did you spend your morning commute grinding your teeth to keep from telling the person snapping their gum next to you that they don't deserve to be loved? Here, have some Calming Manatees.

If you like these, be sure to check out the website Calming Manatee, where the click of a button allows you to "Summon another Calming Manatee." We can't recommend it enough -- a few clicks in and the likelihood of us screaming like Laura Palmer had already decreased significantly.