Happy National Receptionists Day! Do You Want To Hear Something Dirty?

Here are some things receptionists say that sound dirty:

• He's been in and out all day.
• Do you want me to enlarge that for you?
• I am so tired of sitting up here.
• Nobody sees Ms. Jones without going through me first.
• I'm sorry, but I don't take requests.
• Can I use your dicta-phone?
• I really love this staff.
• How long do you think it'll be before you're in.
• Mr. Smith, you have a big package up front.