Holiday Cliché Report: Delicious or Nah?

This is our half-assed attempt at a holiday fun, and we get to talk about food.

First off Holidays are great and fun and we all love seeing Uncle Bert's amazing magic tricks. We have a trick of our own and it involves food. Also the eating of food because food is just as amazing as watching Uncle Bert make Grandpa Pat run to the bathroom on cue.

We had a bad day picking pictures too... but we had fun with it.

1.) Figgy Pudding

Never had the chance to have it but it looks and sounds tasty at least. Edible enough and who doesn't like figs? Ooooo can it be a Figgy-Newton Pudding? Now that would be amazing. Figgy Pudding... probably nah, but we'd try it.

2.) Egg Nog

We enjoy lots of whiskey and cream in ours. It is quite a tasty treat and we also enjoy it in shake form... don't judge our guilty pleasures. Delicious.

3.) Cranberry Sauce

Still dunno how we feel about this one... looks delicious but tastes awful and feels weird and jelly and we say nah.

4.) Fruit Cake

No that's no a joke, stop snickering. Although it is funny. Fruit Cake is hit or miss. Some bake a damn fine one and others make a fantastically awful block of mush. Delicious? Nah? Undecided.

5.) Candy Bar Salad

No doubt some of the slop ever... we make it weekly and enjoy it often. Probably explains some things but it can be enjoyed beyond one kind of candy bar we say. Use whatever kind you want! Its good with a lot of them. Delicious.

6.) Cheese Ball's

Wrapped in Almonds? How could you! Destroy cheese with almonds? Once it is broken into the cheese isn't bad... Scoop out the inside like a breadstick and you are good to go! Nah... then Delicious.