Funerals are like those Lifetime movie marathons our women watch -- we hate them so much that a sturdy kick in the balls would be better than sitting through one. Unless of course said funeral is amped up with a couple of funeral strippers, in which case, awesome. Other than that, what else could possibly make such a depressing and sappy crap fest more bearable? How about not actually being dead?
Brazilian woman Ana Catarina Bezerra Silvares has a rare and – and apparently very real – medical condition called “compulsion orgasmic,” which requires her to masturbate up to 47 times a day or suffer from painful consequence.