darth vader

Oh, how the mighty have fallen! In this commercial for Currys PC World, Darth Vader appears to have taken a job in retail middle management. Guess there’s not a lot of job openings for “evil galactic overlord” these days.

The double popsicle? Tired. Gourmet popsicles? So last summer. Right now, we’re all about this new line of incredibly detailed, pop culture-themed popsicles from Russian ad agency Stoyn, depicting ten iconic cultural figures from throughout the world — everyone from Che Guevara to Marilyn Monroe to Russian Futurist poet Vladimir Mayakovsky.

Darth Vader held a press conference late last night announcing that his long time nemesis Obi-Wan Kenobi was killed in a brief firefight with a special forces unit from the Imperial Stormtroopers.