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10 Jobs Big Bird Should Apply for Once Romney Fires Him — The Funnies
10 Jobs Big Bird Should Apply for Once Romney Fires Him — The Funnies
10 Jobs Big Bird Should Apply for Once Romney Fires Him — The Funnies
Americans found out on Wednesday what Mitt Romney has planned if he becomes president: He will cut funding for PBS, effectively firing Big Bird. Romney still claims to "love Big Bird," he just says the country can't afford to pay for the channel. In this economy, our large, yellow feathered friend better start looking for a new job now just in case Romney follows through with his threat.
Win a Free Airline Ticket if Your Candidate Loses
Win a Free Airline Ticket if Your Candidate Loses
Win a Free Airline Ticket if Your Candidate Loses
If you wake up on November 7 and decide you just can't bear to live in a land with a President Romney or withstand another four years of President Obama, then have we got an offer for you: JetBlue Airways will fly you out of the country free of charge.