Dirk Nowitzki Shows Off Atrocious Singing Skills in Awfully Weird Video

He’s won an NBA title and an MVP award, but one thing Dirk Nowitzki probably won’t win is a Grammy.

The Dallas Mavericks great stars in a bizarre new video in which he covers the Rolling Stones’ classic song ‘(I Can’t Get No) Satisfaction.’

Satisfaction -- something viewers of this video also won't be getting.