If You Had a Superpower, What Would It Be? [Poll]

Remember when Superman visits Lois Lane in the classic 1978 version of Superman and tells her about her polka dot underwear. Are we supposed to believe he stopped using his x-ray vision at the underwear?  Maybe, it was only Margo Kidder. Plop Kate Upton in front of Superman and see what happens. Everybody loves Superhero's, and the Avengers movie got us thinking about having Superpowers again. When we surveyed our facebook audience about the Superpowers they would want, it was obvious that such great power in the wrong hands could go horribly wrong. Not everyone is a boyscout like Superman.

Invisibility and teleportation were high on the list, but often led to acts of stealing or manipulation (I was invisible in high school, believe me when I say it's not a superpower). One fan pointed out that with teleportation you could move yourself with your mind, so you would also get flying powers, which according to lore is how Superman flies. "It would also be great to prank your friends," she added in a not so super-like way. Christana Maynard was going to use her invisibility power to get into concerts free and rob a liquor store. Wonder if the Joker started with misdemeanors too?

The most unique superpower was from Maria Reynolds who wanted Killer Farts. Believe me when I say, I know some people who fart so hard they fly through the air. Not a power I would want to face. One person wanted immortality, which to me sounds more like a curse. The last boyscout award goes to Rob Paszkiewicz, who would want to heal the sick and eliminate cancer. Yes, Jesus Christ was our first superhero.

Any superpower would be cool, except for that lame Wonder Twin who only seems to turn into a bucket of ice when trouble strikes so....