Dear Jon Bon,
First off, we’d like to say, we enjoy your music. We’ve got 13 songs or so of yours that we play on Jack FM, and we really didn’t want to ban you…partially because that’s 13 fewer songs we have in rotation, but also, we lost some listeners when we banned you, and we would like ‘em back...
So we almost got a Bon Jovi tribute band to come out to the Beach Bash...but they said no when we told them they were only coming so we could boo them off stage.