10 Great Halloween Costumes — and How to Get Laid in Them

10 Great Halloween Costumes — and How to Get Laid in Them

Halloween is the one time a year where you can put on a mask, throw away your inhibitions and be whoever you want to be. In costume, you have the opportunity to experience confidence you never knew you had, which can be very beneficial -- especially if you're on the prowl. So, to help you out, here are 10 great Halloween costumes and some dos and don'ts on hitting it off with someone at the bar while you're in each.

  • Spirit Halloween/Facebook
    Spirit Halloween/Facebook
    1

    Mario

    Do: Type your name into her phone as “It’s Me, Mario!” Buy her drinks with those coins you collected. Don’t: Throw turtle shells at her head.

  • Halloween Costumes - Costume - Shop.com/Facebook
    Halloween Costumes - Costume - Shop.com/Facebook
    2

    Slutty Nurse

    Do: Be slutty. Don’t: Forget to be slutty.

  • Wholesale Halloween Costume/Facebook
    Wholesale Halloween Costume/Facebook
    3

    Vampire

    Do: Stand in corner appearing tormented. Hold eye contact for long, uncomfortable periods of time. Don’t: Say things like “Hold on tight, spider monkey.”

  • Wholesale Halloween Costume/Facebook
    Wholesale Halloween Costume/Facebook
    4

    Slutty Flight Attendant

    Do: Be slutty Don’t: Forget to be slutty.

  • Wholesale Halloween Costume/Facebook
    Wholesale Halloween Costume/Facebook
    5

    Nerd

    Do: Be a hot guy wearing glasses. Don’t: Actually have cystic acne.

  • Wholesale Halloween Costume/Facebook
    Wholesale Halloween Costume/Facebook
    6

    Slutty Candy

    Do: Be slutty. Don’t: Forget to be slutty.

  • Avatar/Facebook
    Avatar/Facebook
    7

    Avatar

    Do: Show off how you can fly a dragon. Don’t: Try to plug your tail into stuff.

  • Halloween Costumes - Costume-Shop.com/Facebook
    Halloween Costumes - Costume-Shop.com/Facebook
    8

    Slutty School Girl

    Do: Be slutty. Don’t: Forget to be slutty.

  • Wholesale Halloween Costume/Facebook
    Wholesale Halloween Costume/Facebook
    9

    This Dude

    Do: YOU’RE PROBABLY NOT GETTING LAID. Don’t: I SAID YOU’RE PROBABLY NOT GETTING LAID.

  • Halloween Costume/Facebook
    Halloween Costume/Facebook
    10

    Magic Mike

    Do: Be Channing Tatum. Don’t: Not be Channing Tatum.

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