Jack has acquired Al Queda video of the first ever suicide snow bomber.  All snowmen, snow women, and snow children will now be subject to pat downs, x-ray scans, and preemptive melts.  The Department of Snowland Security has issued the following statement:

"If you are harboring any snow fugitives you will be prosecuted!"

Note: Some adult language, NSFW. Which means click on this.

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